We were offered champagne soon after we sat down. With happy cheer we selected the tasting menu of scallops and other things I simply cannot remember. My poor memory was not the result of a tragic accident but a casualty of boring food. Yes boring. I was so bored I precipitated to wine myself senseless and ordered the bill. No little was my surprise when I realised that we got charged £24 pounds for the champagne that we deemed complementary! Of course this is no court case matter but when one is asked "would you like a glass of champagne" at the beginning of his repas, before even ordering any aperitifs - one usually assumes it is free like in other places.
Looking on the bright side - for those who like a spot of dogging the vast open golf course surrounding the Auberge, with its whispering pines and very few lights provides an excellent evening past time.